January 2011
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Anonymous asked: hingadingadurgen
FINISH THIS SENTENCE.
When the storm hit our street and the lights went out…
I need it for art. I started it already but I’m never satisfied. Sooo. finish it be creative kthx.
madisoniga:
luvsiic:
madisoniga:
Don’t believe anything you hear. Don’t believe anything you see. Don’t believe what others say and don’t believe what I say.
Unless it goes with what you yourself believes in as well.
That way, if you end up disappointed, you can’t blame anybody but yourself.
This is a self-defeated post..LOL
At least I don’t take other peoples’ choreo’s and teach it to...
stefanieedang asked: STOP SHOWING THE WORLD MY FAT. :'c
That awkward moment when you hug a group of...
jasminesebastian:
You hug them anyways.
Oh shit.
So my essay was supposed to be turned in at 11:59 p.m, and i forgot..
Ooooh what a coincidence that I suddenly remembered right when it turned 12:00 a.m
life is a bitch omq
whateva whateva
Statistics show that $20-billion can feed the entire world population for about a year.
America spent $20-billion in 2010 on ice cream.
Ain’t that fucking ridiculous.
Omg
Do you ever feel inferior to your dog when they look at you and they see the white part of their eyeball
Omg
It’s just me
OMG
I CANNOTDO THIS APUSH ESSAY
When people my age love to drink and party
ieroismyhero:
and i’m sitting there like…
Anonymous asked: do you even kno what cum smells likes stupid
I saw this conversation between a friend of mine...
dingudiphuoc:
Boyfriend: You’re an idiot. Girlfriend: Huh? Boyfriend: I said you’re an idiot. Girlfriend: Why so sudden? Boyfriend: Just sayin’. Girlfriend: Tell me! *starts to cry*. Boyfriend: You’re a bitch, seriously. One of the most idiotic beings that I know. Girlfriend: But.. why? *tears rollin’ down her cheeks*. Boyfriend: …. Girlfriend: If...
Anonymous asked: biggest regret?
Okay so you know how you guys say the trees smell like period & cum
Well I remember a few days ago my boyfriend said this:
They smell like tofu soup..
LOLOL OMG WHAT.
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Crave List:
Boiling crap shrimp and fries
Taro boba
Pina colada
Soft gummy bears
Fresh out the oven chocolate chip cookies
Red velvet cheesecake
Crownies (Cookies and brownies morphed teehee..)
Cheesecake brownies
Frozen caprisun
Blue and green otterpops
Halo halo
Fruit in a bowl..strawberries, kiwis, rasberries, blackberries, cantaloupe, mangoes, watermelon, plums
Green tea frappucino
Frozen...
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So there’s this guy in my math class and he is one mooottthhherrrfuuucckkkin’ cocky boy.
Whenever he’s done with something he starts rubbing his hands together and claps silently to himself, and he’s like yes I got it yes I got it. And then he dramatically does this thinking thing when a problem is introduced to us; he does shit rubbing his chin and looking at the ceiling...
I am perverted for life
So we were watching a movie in class, and this girl starts crying and it doesn’t show her face, so I think of it as she’s moaning.
And then today, my teacher showed us a propaganda poster from the 1900’s and it said “loose lips” and I couldn’t help but think of it as..yeah.
omg.
Mad at somebody on the phone?
Press numbers so it makes beeping noises on their end, LIKEABOSS
Who's the cutest? →
"You look tired today"
What you reply: “Yeah I didn’t get much sleep last night…”
Reality: NO ACTUALLY I’M NOT REALLY TIRED I JUST HAVE EYES LIKE THIS OKAY I’M JUST UGLY THANKS
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
sharonnxx:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
Time to trash the “I’d tell you a joke about a pencil, but there’s no point…” and use this.
"I hope you two last a while. He's a nice kid. It...
- Mom :’)
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"Hey thanx for tha add!"
…but you added me……….
da fuq//
I love those days.
Just you and the mains & good vibes.
And getting your cat daddy on together.
Funny
People try to troll on people on Tumblr to make them seem like a dumbass…
but they actually just make a fool out of themselves.
Then the trollers receive all this hate…
and then they deactivate their Tumblr because everyone thinks they’re a dumbass.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so skinny? It's disgusting. And now, time for your smart-ass reply =].
gavinoo asked: Damn, some people are just jealous of the relationship you & Christian have. THEY BE JUDGIN'! haha
This is me being a dick again but
In the hallways when I’m passing by people who look dirty I hold my breath :X
Sometimes, I’m a total smartass when people are mad at me or trying to discipline me.
I remember when I was little and would get spanked, I’d always be like “HA! THAT DIDN’T HURT”
I don’t know. You get the point. I make a fool out of them basically.
onatangent asked: OMG. LOL FUUUUU. i was going to your page and the tab said " ERROR " and i was thinking FCKING TUMBLR. ERROR AGAIN?! ... but then i realized.. yeah.. that's the title T_T
Anonymous asked: First of all little girl, I'm not a girl, I'm a guy and people like you who publicized your relationship on the internet, especially on Tumblr is just really asking for attention. I've been with my girlfriend for over 4 years and we barely post pictures up on our myspace, facebook, twitter, and so on to prove to people how "in love" we. I'm pretty sure you are a naive...
Anonymous asked: i just wanna make sure, if i make a shirt on a website that looks exactly likes urs, is it okay with u?