March 2012
ONE TIME my hair got in my buttcrack thing in the shower and i got scared and jumped and slipped and fell buttcrack thing
imbruk:
the-hashslingingslasher:
one thing that sucks about having long hair is scaring yourself when it touches you
i thought i had a spider on my back and i just slapped myself really hard
awesome
or like when you use the bathroom you have to make sure it doesn’t go in the toilet
…………..or not
yes omg
one thing that sucks about having long hair is scaring yourself when it touches you
i thought i had a spider on my back and i just slapped myself really hard
awesome
Anonymous asked: aren't you 16? and then people were like how are you 16 and a senior and you were like i skipped a grade? so if your younger than christian and you skipped a grade wouldn't that mean you guys were not even at kindergarten at the same time. because he was in first grade and you were in like kindergarten unless you skipped kindergarten but i'm pretty sure you didn't skip till at...
um in elementary school whenever we got our science textbooks i would flip to the index to find the words penis and vagina and stuff like that………………………………………………………
hey
so like all my friends are in anatomy
and they are doing cat dissection
and those fuckers send me pictures of like half skinned cats and shit
fuck u
fuk
u
Anonymous asked: But in your goodbye posts he said 'catching you looking at me at sophomore orientation" so uhh you guys didn't remember orrr
Anonymous asked: what's your schedule?
omg people at my school act like they represent the whole god damn school there are thousands of students here you do not make the school thank you /endbitchmode
I know he’s still in your brain I’m ‘bout to burn...
Anonymous asked: have you ever kissed a girl?
Whenever I’m having an amazing day something always has to ruin it.
I fucking hate when people text and drive. And I hate it even more when they’re so overconfident about it. “I know how to text and drive!” Yeah sure that’s what they all say. Oh I hate it even more when they yell at you for trying to keep them safe. Yeah that’s cool too. Alright.
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Wait...you've known him sense you were little?
ayelindaaa asked: how long have you and christian known each other ? :O
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I HELD A TEXTBOOK TO THE SCREEN AND UNFOLLOWED YOU OK
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WHO THE FUCK REBLOGGED FUICKING SPIDER
IF FUCKING
I WILL KILL YOU
I WILL KILL
CATS
DOGS
ANTS
FLOWERS
LIVING ORGANISMS
IA MSF
FUCKIGN FUCK COLLLEGE
AND SHIT LIKE THAT
I WILL AHTE EVERYONE
I HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: do you and christian talk all day every day?
periods fucking suck fucking im fucking mad fucking at fucking everything
The internet really has desensitized me. To everything. I scroll past things about innocent children with diseases; disturbingly gory pictures; highly inspirational stories - things that are supposed to invoke some sort of emotion in me. I scroll past everything like it’s nothing. Wow.
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goolian asked: why'd you kiss my car. you know how filthy it is? hahaha
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It’s a bad habit. But sometimes, most of the time, words speak louder than actions to me.
christianrsantoss:
I think I haven’t felt this strong of a hatred towards a person since someone stole my shoes and flannel in my P.E. locker during freshman year.
But anyways, I can’t really say I hate you, but I strongly dislike you. I have the slightest amount of respect towards you because somehow you were in the back of my head when I reflect of all the things that bothered me. I read...
totes just killed the seriousness of that post
christianrsantoss:
I can’t describe how great it feels to just drive at night on the freeway blasting loud music in your car. It makes me feel free, and for those fast-paced minutes I’m literally at ease.
One night I’m going to take my significant other out for a car ride. I will spend $50 bucks just to fill my tank up with gas and drive around Southern California all night and visit places...
trishdafissh:
jeffbernat:
Jeff Bernat |...
hey but like. when people use “<” or “>” on twitter it kind of puzzles me because, technically you can only use it once because it says “__ over everything” so like. yeah. um i don’t know guys i just like to take everything way too literally
troyt:
Today in AP Bio we were talking about the Big Bang Theory. The theory that “something came from nothing.” What really perplexed me was the idea of nothing. At some point before our universe was created there was absolutely nothing. It got me wondering what is nothing. We usually think of nothing as the absence of something. Whenever we say nothing is there, there is always something...
alexandercheng asked: What would you like to know about Golf Wang?
MAN WTF
why did they give me the golf page for yearbook
i don’t know crap about golf
what’s a golf
omg idk man idk
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things i will do with my spouse
go to a nude beach
go to strip clubs
cruise around when we’re bored late at night and blast flocka
set up a tent in the backyard one night and smoke and have sex
cook naked
watch porn and laugh at it
fill a jacuzzi with soap and drink champagne in it
prank call old friends
wear some classy shit to places like wal-mart
build a tree house
get tattoos...
Anonymous asked: is it social suicide for a senior to go out with a freshmen?
miranda-jean:
You know what I’d like to do…
Cook breakfast naked.
I want to do a lot of things while i’m naked lol
miranda-jean:
I want bigger boobs.
They would complete the shape of my body so well.
yaaaaaap.
yes yes yes. but at the same time i like my small boobs sometimes haha.